I know I’m not alone in this. Guys, you know how sometimes when you’re urinating you’ll get bored and spell your name? C’mon, we all do it. Well, I was alone and bored, so I started writing my name, right? So who should walk in but the Vice Chancellor. I was really embarassed, cause any kind of extra touching is weird, ya know? Anyway, he actually started giving me shit about it! I couldn’t believe it. I’m thinking I might have some kind of harrassment suit on this guy. I mean, it’s my fuckin’ desk.