thwartedefforts

> And lo, yonder, there was silence…..

What, you’d rather have two page posts like:

Someloser in 666 on **free against the wall over 1 billion served, Mon Jan 18 19:14:07 2038 PST:

> Blah blah.

Well, a blah does have the right to blah, but otherwise by the Blah theory (http://blah.blah.blah/~blah/blah.html) and on page blah of the blah Journal, ‘Blah blah’ is an oft-Blah’ed blah of the blah blah.

> And furthermore, la la la.

But what if La could not la la? or is it La la who is laing? And supposed a ‘yub yub yub’ gets in there, preceding a ‘ZOG ZOG ZOG’? Where are your SOURCES, man?

> And you suck!

And your mother too.

> Hitler!

Shatner!

I appreciate the effort that you have made in posting my ad here.

I was indeed looking for a ’special’ friend…and i found her about two months ago. Her warmth and understanding of my edges is unbounded. And my appreciation of her edges is equal.

We have been exploring eachothers bodies for this time…sharing our inner feelings in ways i would never have thought imaginable.

In fact as we share…our ability to feel grows.

Our relationship is ever growing as we push our edges even further…sometimes we push hard and with a patience. At other times we push a little too quickly.

But in the end we find that our openess has expanded…our ability to accept is that much greater.

Without her patience i would never have been able to share as inimately as i do know. There is great satisfaction when i feel her inside me. I am astounded at how much of her i am able to accept.

I never dreamed i would find a woman who could get her head around my situation…let alone into it.

In fact, as i write this….my ass high in the air…i feel her inside me.

Her sweet lips kissing the walls of my rectum. Fisting was only the beginning.

I can feel the pulse at her neck as my anus contracts…i must remain completely calm in order not to strangle her…and i can feel her distress when i laugh at posts on *humor.

I feel so close to her now…we are as one…what i eat, she eats.

My love for her is warm and nurturing and not too unlike a womb. I love surrounding her with my flesh. Perhaps this is how i feel the feminine qualities in myself.

Unfortunately we can only satisfy one of us at a time. I am unable to bend far enough to touch her in that way as she is touching me.

With this in mind we humbly search for more special friends across america. We hope to form a chain of likeminded people with the ability to feel.

My partner is posting too…her keyboard resting cooly on the small of my back. Her fingers poised gracefully over the keys. Perhaps in time, rather than a chain across america we will have a circle of connected partners each with their head in the right place.

Until we meet more…my lover and i will continue to push our edges to encompass as much of the world as we know it. Perhaps one day i can say that we are so close, so intimate that she fits me like a glove… thank you for your interest

Every programmer who can rightfully call themselves a programmer has seen Star Wars, at least once. I don’t think you can, by law, legally call yourself a programmer unless you have seen Star Wars, not even if you use Visual C++. Unfortunately, many programmers, or those who then call themselves programmers after seeing Star Wars, get brain washed by the entire Star Wars establishment, and the next thing you know you see them playing Tie Fighter or X-Wing, and they own the Star Wars sound track, and they think Dark Forces is the most advanced game evar

But enough about that. Star Wars kind of has a cult following among the non-brainwashed programmers, who, just like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz, like to sit back with video tapes of the Star Wars movies and play the Star Wars sound track, because, ironicly, the music on the soundtrack matches up with the happenings and music in the movie. Like, in Star Wars, just as the music on the sound track is getting dramatic and upbeat, SO IS THE MOVIE in the same point where that music is being played in the background! Coincedence? You decide!