Sex sells, especially when you’re selling sex products. Take this image for example:
You may recognize this as Shredder, of late 80s kids television cartoon fame, fucking April, also of late 80s kids television cartoon fame, from behind. The guy can’t even be bothered to take off his cape. April appears to be saying “I am your Woozy-Oozy Cutie little Brain”, and the caption reads “Our pills made him so sweet”. I believe those are stylized cartoon pills behind the text. What’s even better about this is that the spam email that contained this contained only this image, no links or names of products or anything.
But that’s nothing compared to this spam subject line, though:
Starscream DOA
Talk about getting rilled up! When I read this in my inbox, I immediately clicked to read the full message, since Starscream was one of my favorite characters from the Transformers television series. Unfortunately, the email contained no further information on Starscream, why or how he died, or information about contacting his next of kin. Only information about male enhancement drugs.
These guys just gotta new agents. With TMNT back on the big screen, with Transformers not far behind, I hope they can get back on their feet and not have to stoop so low as to do the Internet equivalent of late-night television shows hawking male enhancement wares.